Code prerequisites for the Phase 06 cold-start soak gate. The 24-72h soak
itself is operator-run; this commit ships the instrumentation + analysis
tools needed to make the PROCEED-or-PIVOT decision.
Telemetry
- src/util/timing.js: startTiming(cmd) returns {mark, end} that emits a
structured cmd_timing log. takeColdFlag() returns {cold, isolateAgeMs}
using a module-scoped boolean — first request in an isolate is cold,
subsequent are warm. This replaces the originally-planned
isolate_age_ms < 200ms classifier (broken because Mongo cold-connect
itself is ~1500ms; cold requests would always bucket as warm —
code-reviewer #11).
- src/util/request-context.js: setLastCold/getLastCold shared state
bridges fetch-level cold detection into the dispatcher middleware
without a circular import.
- src/index.js: takeColdFlag at the top of fetch() emits a request log
and primes the request context for the dispatcher.
- src/modules/dispatcher.js: bot.use() middleware times every command.
Chosen over per-handler wrapping to preserve the existing identity
assertion in tests (handler === reg.allCommands.get(name).cmd.handler)
— single instrumentation point, no contract change.
Soak tools (operator-run)
- scripts/analyze-soak.js: parses CF Logs export (NDJSON or CSV), filters
cmd_timing events, computes p50/p95/p99 per (cmd, cold/warm). Counts
dual-write secondary failures, mongo connection errors, CPU-time
exceeded events. Writes markdown report.
- scripts/synthetic-burst.js: fires N parallel synthetic Telegram updates
at the deployed Worker URL with cache-busting tokens. Used for the
pre-deploy connection-cap stress test (debugger #2 — 20 parallel cold
requests, abort if Atlas peak > 60% of 500-conn cap).
- package.json: analyze:soak + burst:synthetic scripts wired.
Tests
- tests/util/timing.test.js: 8 tests — timing semantics, cold flag flip.
- tests/scripts/analyze-soak.test.js: 22 tests — percentile math, NDJSON
+ CSV parse, aggregation, markdown formatting.
Tests: 667 → 697 (+30). Lint clean.
Operator runbook for Phase 06 (NOT executed by this commit):
1. Verify telemetry live via wrangler tail.
2. Run synthetic burst test: npm run burst:synthetic -- --url <prod>
3. Configure Atlas + CF Observability email alerts.
4. 24h soak (extend to 72h on stop-conditions per phase plan).
5. Daily npm run verify:mongo.
6. npm run analyze:soak -- --input <cf-logs.json> → soak-decision.md.
7. PROCEED to Phase 07 if cold-start P95 ≤ 2.5 × BASELINE_COLD_PING_MS;
else execute phase-07-alt-pivot.md (Upstash standby).
Ship two new loldle-family modules mirroring loldle.net's non-classic
modes. Text-only MVP (ability/splash phases stay deferred).
- loldle-emoji: 5 guesses, emoji-sequence clue. Pool derived algorithmically
from classic's champions.json metadata (species/region/resource mapping
table) since loldle.net's bundle has no static emoji pool.
- loldle-quote: 6 guesses, lore-blurb clue. Pool seeded from Data Dragon
champion title + first lore sentence; champion name redacted to ___.
- scripts/fetch-ddragon-data.js: single generator for both JSONs.
- src/util/normalize-name.js: shared lookup helper; loldle/lookup.js
refactored to import it.
35 new tests (484 total passing). Lint clean.
grammY-based bot with a module plugin system loaded from the MODULES env
var. Three command visibility levels (public/protected/private) share a
unified command namespace with conflict detection at registry build.
- 4 initial modules (util, wordle, loldle, misc); util fully implemented,
others are stubs proving the plugin system end-to-end
- util: /info (chat/thread/sender ids) + /help (pure renderer over the
registry, HTML parse mode, escapes user-influenced strings)
- KVStore interface with CFKVStore and a per-module prefixing factory;
getJSON/putJSON convenience helpers; other backends drop in via one file
- Webhook at POST /webhook with secret-token validation via grammY's
webhookCallback; no admin HTTP surface
- Post-deploy register script (npm run deploy = wrangler deploy && node
--env-file=.env.deploy scripts/register.js) for setWebhook and
setMyCommands; --dry-run flag for preview
- 56 vitest unit tests across 7 suites covering registry, db wrapper,
dispatcher, help renderer, validators, and HTML escaper
- biome for lint + format; phased implementation plan under plans/